More Pregnancy Humor? Can anyone relate?

Morning Sickness FAQs 3 Comments »
Nurse Kerr asked:


IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.

2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.

5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

8. They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.

9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

12. They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

14. Women would rule the world.

37 Weeks pregnant and just not sure?

Morning Sickness FAQs 3 Comments »
usaf_wifey asked:


Hello I’m 37 weeks pregnant and I don’t have any contractions, I’ve had a few braxton hicks where my tummy will tighten but nothing painful. I still have morning sickness and have yet to find a cure for that, I’ve literally tried everything.

So I was wondering what anyone else started to experience at this point??

Stomach pains after being on 4 different antibiotics in 7 months-now pregnant?

Morning Sickness FAQs 3 Comments »
The voice of reason asked:


I was being treated for a reaccuring UTI for 7 months. It wasn’t until they discovered I had a yeast infection that was causing the UTI that I was cured. After getting better I have been having problems eating. I never feel full, I just eat till I feel lightly nauseas. Now, over 5 months later, I am 14 weeks pregnant and suffering from morning sickness but also from horrible cramps. How to best explain it: the feeling you get when your stomach growls, but instead of fading it holds onto that small cramp. If I’m nauseas when it happens, I’ll vomit. Also I feel the hunger pain even if I’ve eaten. Has anyone heard of this? Does it sound like I have a medical problem with my stomach?
The stomach pains are actually in my stomach, this is my second pregnancy-I never had this with the first.

Scared mum to be in need of help please?

Morning Sickness FAQs 7 Comments »
MummyToBe asked:


i am only afew weeks gone i think but have started getting morning sickness that is lasting all day, i havent been sick but do feel very sick
I know theres no proper cure but was there anything that helped your morning sickness.
i have eaten but it doesnt seem to help

morning sickness?

Morning Sickness FAQs 3 Comments »
juiicy asked:


im so miserable. every morning i wake up feeling nauseous, im hungry but cant eat because my stomach doesn’t agree with whatever i want to eat!

i havent had a descent meal in 2 weeks! when will this be over? and are there any cures?

What can I do about a sore throat while pregnant?

Morning Sickness FAQs 9 Comments »
So Over IT22 asked:


I just want to cure it and get on with my life. I feel miserable! I’m also in the nesting stage and I can’t clean up properly. And i can only eat small amounts of food. Finally I’m one of the ‘lucky’ ones who gets the morning sickness throughout my whole pregnancy. Please help!

Are eggs a nausea cure?

Morning Sickness FAQs 2 Comments »
cathy_cmr asked:


I’ve heard the protein helps, and when I had morning sickness, poached egg on toast helped a lot. I’m trying to find something that says they are, but not really finding much. Thanks!

morning? huh how about all day sickness?

Morning Sickness FAQs 7 Comments »
mom2-devin-n-kally asked:


im almost 8 weeks prego and i’m sick all friggin day long ..i’m so sick of bein sick i can barely get out of bed and hormones are haywire ! cant sleep because im sick ,cant eat,dont wanna do anything …any suggestions to cure this all day about to pull my hair out cant stand it anymore sickness?

Do U Think Im Pregnant?

Morning Sickness FAQs 7 Comments »
dancer_T asked:


My last period was earlier, shorter and lighter than usual, my ***** are bigger w/ veins showing up like crazy and hurt once in a while, and ive had mild cramps off and on for a while now, all the way around to my back, and ive had a lot of headaches, and been really constipated and some days diarrhea, and felt really sick lately and my sinuses are all messed up and I justhaven’tt felt myself lately, very moody and emotional, and I’m gaining weight like crazy and i haven’t changed the hay I eat, my bf says he knows I’m pregnant, but Idon’tt understand how, so does anybody have any advice?
3 days ago – 4 days left to answer.
Additional Details
3 days ago

I forgot to mention that every once in a while I have sharp pains in my ****** different than the cramps ive been having, but they only last a few seconds, then they go away. And ive been burping alot lately, and I heard that was a sign, but im kinda new at this whole thing so I have know Idea whats going on, I just know its not normal..Please Help!!
21 minutes ago

ok so now ive been having some pains inmy ribs, and my lower stomach and thighs have been itching like crazy, and I slept all day long and I **** just setting around the house just doing nothing and htats all i wanted to do. My bf said that sour stuff like lemons is suposed to cure morning sickness, and the other day i had a cherry limeade and i was in such a happy mood and diddnt feel sick at all, and i didnt even think about what he said about morning sickness till today, so is there a possibility im pregnant?

My periods not dure for almost 2 weeks, but my last period could have been implantation bleeding, would I get an accurate test right now with all those symptoms?

6 weeks pregnant, what foods should i eat, and how should i exercise?

Morning Sickness FAQs 7 Comments »
Live Ur Life asked:


I’m 18 and 6 weeks pregnant i’ll be 7 weeks on saturday. I work at lowes seasonal/full-time working from 6:45am -6:00pm. Lately my fiance and i have been short on money and we vigure it will be that way for at least 2 or 3 months, we are living with his mother for now paying her $400 a month, and every now and then we have to get our own food. I haven’t been to an OB/GYn yet because they wont let me come in ’till april 18. but i’m jw what i can do for exercise? and what kind of food am i suppost to eat? and what food am i not suppost to eat? plus is there any cure for morning sickness?

WP Theme & Icons by N.Design Studio
Entries RSS Comments RSS Log in